33 humor quotes about life, Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

13 humor quotes funny, From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

25 humor quotes for work, Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

20 humor quotes about love, I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by

18 humor quotes in born a crime, So many books, so little time

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13 sense of humor quotes, I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me

13 humorous quotes about life, He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife

18 humorous quotes about work, Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said

21 humorous quotes about aging, I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners