8 Best humor quotes mark twain
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.
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