13 Best sense of humor quotes
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?.
Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people..
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.
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