25 Best humor quotes for work
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
The human body is the best work of art.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.
Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.
You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!.
Housework can kill you if done right.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.
To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.
When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.
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