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25 Best humor quotes for work

  1. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

    __ Charles J. Sykes
  2. I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

    __ Jerome K. Jerome,
  3. Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

  4. The human body is the best work of art.

  5. If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

  6. The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

  7. Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.

    __ Jon Scieszka
  8. Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

    __ Thomas Bernhard,
  9. Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.

  10. Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

    __ Sue Grafton
  11. Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

  12. You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!.

  13. Housework can kill you if done right.

  14. I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?.

  15. We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.

    __ Leslie Knope
  16. To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

  17. When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

  18. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

    __ Robert Fulghum
  19. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

    __ Helen Rowland
  20. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?.

    __ Phyllis Diller
  21. Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

  22. Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

  23. Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

  24. Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

  25. I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

    __ Jaclyn Moriarty

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Charles J Sykes Quotes | Be nice to nerds. You may end
Jerome K Jerome Quotes | I like work: it fascinates me. I
Neil Gaiman Quotes | Most books on witchcraft will tell you
Jess C Scott Quotes | The human body is the best work
Douglas Adams Quotes | If you try and take a cat
George Carlin Quotes | The caterpillar does all the work, but
Jon Scieszka Quotes | Your brain is doing some great work
Thomas Bernhard Quotes | Instead of committing suicide, people go to
Terry Pratchett Quotes | Most books on witchcraft will tell you
Sue Grafton Quotes | Thinking is hard work, which is why
Terry Pratchett Quotes | Gods don
Jim Butcher Quotes | You rush a miracle worker, you get
Erma Bombeck Quotes | Housework can kill you if done right.
Ronald Reagan Quotes | I
Leslie Knope Quotes | We need to remember what
Morrissey Quotes | To me you are a work of
Brandon Mull Quotes | When jumping is the sole option, you
Robert Fulghum Quotes | Above all, if what you
Helen Rowland Quotes | When you see what some girls marry,
Phyllis Diller Quotes | Housework won
TS Eliot Quotes | Humor is also a way of saying
Erma Bombeck Quotes | Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of
Jasper Fforde Quotes | Mr. McGregor
Mark Twain Quotes | Man was made at the end of
Jaclyn Moriarty Quotes | I hope you feel better today. Please

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