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20 Best humor quotes about love

  1. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

  2. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  3. I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!.

  4. Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

  5. I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

  6. The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.

    __ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  7. I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

  8. One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

  9. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

    __ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  10. What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

  11. Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.

  12. There are never enough 'I love you's.

    __ Lenny Bruce
  13. Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

  14. I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

    __ Rita Rudner
  15. I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

  16. You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

  17. If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?.

    __ P.C. Cast Kristin Cast
  18. I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

  19. You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

  20. How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

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Douglas Adams Quotes | I love deadlines. I love the whooshing
Charles M Schulz Quotes | All you need is love. But a
Charles M Schulz Quotes | I love mankind ... it
Suzanne Collins Quotes | Remember, we
Sophie Kinsella Quotes | I love new clothes. If everyone could
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes | The love of books is among the
Mae West Quotes | I never worry about diets. The only
Douglas Adams Quotes | One of the things Ford Prefect had
Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes | If you haven
Rick Riordan Quotes | What about a compromise? I’ll kill them
Flannery OConnor Quotes | Anybody who has survived his childhood has
Lenny Bruce Quotes | There are never enough
Meg Cabot Quotes | Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy
Rita Rudner Quotes | I love to sleep. Do you? Isn
Roald Dahl Quotes | I
Jon Stewart Quotes | You have to remember one thing about
PC Cast Kristin Cast Quotes | If I shot an arrow and thought
F Scott Fitzgerald Quotes | I’ve been drunk for about a week
James Patterson Quotes | You looove me. (holds out arms) You
Margaret Atwood Quotes | How could I be sleeping with this

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