20 Best humor quotes about love
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!.
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.
The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.
What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.
Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.
There are never enough 'I love you's.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?.
I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.
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