13 Best humorous quotes about life
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.
I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.
As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.
Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.
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