18 Best humor quotes in born a crime
So many books, so little time.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally..
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
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