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18 Best humor quotes in born a crime

  1. So many books, so little time.

    __ Frank Zappa
  2. The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

  3. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

  4. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  5. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

  6. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

  7. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

  8. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

    __ Jim Henson
  9. Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

    __ Paul Terry
  10. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

  11. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

  12. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

  13. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

    __ Benjamin Franklin Wade
  14. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally..

  15. It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

  16. Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?.

    __ Terry Johnson
  17. Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

    __ C.E.M. Joad
  18. Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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Frank Zappa Quotes | So many books, so little time.
Jane Austen Quotes | The person, be it gentleman or lady,
Groucho Marx Quotes | Outside of a dog, a book is
Steve Martin Quotes | A day without sunshine is like, you
Mark Twain Quotes | Never put off till tomorrow what may
Garrison Keillor Quotes | Anyone who thinks sitting in church can
Robert A Heinlein Quotes | Women and cats will do as they
Jim Henson Quotes | Beauty is in the eye of the
Paul   Terry Quotes | Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
Groucho Marx Quotes | I find television very educating. Every time
Charles Bukowski Quotes | Some people never go crazy. What truly
Terry Pratchett Quotes | The trouble with having an open mind,
Benjamin Franklin Wade Quotes | Go to heaven for the climate and
WC Fields Quotes | I am free of all prejudice. I
Lewis Carroll Quotes | It’s no use going back to yesterday,
Terry Johnson Quotes | Have you ever noticed how ‘What the
CEM Joad Quotes | Creativity is knowing how to hide your
Lemony Snicket Quotes | Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant

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