39 Best science quotes funny
Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.
There are no forbidden questions in science, no matters too sensitive or delicate to be probed, no sacred truths.
Revere those things beyond science which really matter and about which it is so difficult to speak.
The curious mind embraces science; the gifted and sensitive, the arts; the practical, business; the leftover becomes an economist.
Science doesn't tell us what we should do. It only tells us what is.
Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God.
...there's something in science like the shine of the Patronus Charm, driving back all sorts of darkness and madness...
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
Religion has always persecuted science.
A science that hesitates to forget its founders is lost.
Science is the topography of ignorance.
Science without conscience is the soul's perdition.
Science is as corruptible a human activity as any other.
It is our task, both in science and in society at large, to prove the conventional wisdom wrong and to make our unpredictable dreams come true.
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
Science, like art, is not a copy of nature but a re-creation of her.
Psychology is sometimes called a new science. This is quite wrong. Psychology is, perhaps, the oldest science, and, unfortunately, in its most essential features a forgotten science.
Faced with an exciting question, science tended to provide the dullest possible answer.
We should never wait for science to give us permission to do the uncommon; if we do, then we are turning science into another religion.
None of the people have any real interest in a science, who only begin to be enthusiastic about it when they themselves have made discoveries in it.
An experiment is a question which science poses to Nature and a measurement is the recording of Nature's answer.
Science had to have some mystery otherwise everyone would find out how simple it was.
While the art of printing is left to us science can never be retrograde; what is once acquired of real knowledge can never be lost.
Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.
Problems in science are sometimes made easier by adding complications.
God is the name we give to the science we don't understand. Science is the name we give to the God we don't understand.
In scientific thinking are always present elements of poetry. Science and music requires a thought homogeneous.
Science requires an engagement with the world, a live encounter between the knower and the known.
Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art; it arises in hypothesis and flows into achievement.
Science is the poetry of reality.
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.
I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.
Our true mentor in life is science.
Witchcraft to the ignorant, .... Simple science to the learned.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Is there any conflict between science and religion? There is no conflict in the mind of God, but often there is conflict in the minds of men.
One of the advantages of science is that one's work, ultimately, is either replicated or it is not.
Science isn't just about blowing things up. Rather it's about blowing things up and knowing how you did it.
Where the frontier of science once was is now the centre.
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