14 Best humor quotes in born a crime

1. Don't Panic.

2. Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

3. Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

4. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

5. Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

6. Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

7. Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!.

8. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

9. If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

10. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?.

11. Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

12. It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

13. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

14. That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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