35 Best humor quotes in born a crime
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Never memorize something that you can look up.
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!.
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
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