13 Best humor quotes about love
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. .
Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.
What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?.
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?.
I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.
I love you above all things, even pie.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--.
Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.
It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.
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