18 Best humor quotes about life
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.
If you are good life is good.
High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.
Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?.
I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.
Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?.
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?.
We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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